Wanker Mache

This occurs when you get done masturbating and you try to wipe off the cum with toilette paper. The toilette paper rips and sticks to the side of your shaft. If you dont notice its there, it will harden and dry and form a hard covering over the shaft. Kind of like paper mache.

Dangit theres wanker mache on the side of my shaft from trying to wipe off the semen with tp.

by hoover50 November 8, 2011

paper mache job

a term used to describe someone so ugly, too ugly even to be a paper bag job - their body is their only redeeming factor. to combat that ghastly predicament, the only suitable act is to create a paper mache mask of someone more attractive and stick it on her misshapen, scabby head so that you can make sweet fucklove.

Woman: You like me? Some guys think i'm ugly.

Man: Nah, your just a paper mache job.

Woman: Huh?

Man Nothing. (to bartender) Absinthe please.

by Raaaas May 12, 2008

Can of Mace

A deadly weapon to be used in defense of a bengal tiger attack. Courtesy of Wayne's World 2

Del Preston: Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopowner and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really.

by Saishou2 February 16, 2009

Maced

Term for being very drunk

1. I am so f*cking maced right now.
2. Look at Tom, he is as maced as a peasant.
3. I would not have slept with that 60 year old hoe if i wasn't so maced.

by kingba February 26, 2007

the former yugoslav republic of macedonia

A country north of the Greece state of Macedonia. Its capital is Skopje. It was formerly part of the communist republic of Yugoslavia.

The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia is a country.

by THE FORMER YUGOSLAV REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIAN CITIZEN October 16, 2003

Mace Windu

Sadly a few of the only African American Jedis and is also three of the only black characters on Star Wars. Was killed by Klan Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker. Also see Lando Calrissian&Darth Vader

"Where is a brother when you need him!"

by phantom5 June 1, 2005

mached out

Tired;spent. Worn out.

He spent many hours at the computer discovering various things but eventually like many web sufers simply mached out.

by Terrible Todd July 31, 2005