Muddy Chaplin

The sexual act of having someone take your own feces and smear it across your upper lip after violating you with rigorous anal sex, causing you to walk like Charlie Chaplin the next day. This will also result in a brown staining of the upper lip for the next 48 to 72 hours. The act is typically committed against other males while passed out drunk, and although common, not necessarily committed solely by fraternity brothers.

As Jon woke from his drunken stupor, he pulled up his boxers and waddled to the mirror, staring at his stained upper lip. He knew without doubt his roommate Greg had given him a Muddy Chaplin.

by Bullfrog productionz May 19, 2014

Muddy Mississippi

Where you willingly sit down and let someone shit on your head and let the shit gradually role down.

Last night I got a muddy Mississippi and my hair has never been the same

by Adam c January 9, 2015

Muddy tractor

When you motorboat a person's butt cheeks

Man, I gotta brush my teeth. Things got wild and I gave her the ole muddy tractor.

by Indy Andy jones November 20, 2021

Muddy Larry

A man that does not wash his dick after anal sex. Also know as having poop dick.

Rusty is such a Muddy Larry, he never washes after anal sex.

by GoodGirlGinger October 1, 2015

muddy puck

Anal sex when the act is performed while watching a televised hockey game, particularly in Canada.

While wathcing the All Star game, I muddy pucked my lady.

by Muddy P January 26, 2009

Muddy Octopus

When eight men have anal sex, finish, and then simultaneously smack a girl in the face with their soft and sh*t-covered cocks.

"I was watching porn last night and I stumbled upon a young Mrs. Brown getting a muddy octopus."

by crudesexualpun October 6, 2013

The Muddy Mississippi

When you are fucking a girl in her ass and she shits all over you big fat cock

I was fucking your mom in her ass last night, and she sent me down the muddy mississippi,

by PERVERT FIREFIGHTER February 16, 2010