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Describes any Internet activity performed by a parent who pretends to be her child online. This includes instant messaging services and social networking sites.
Zack: "Tulip keeps flirting with me on MySpace. We don't even talk in real life."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."
Zoe: "That's not Tulip. She doesn't like you. You were talking to 'Tulip' on MomSpace."
Zack: "That is disgusting. Isn't that illegal? After all, I am a minor and she is in her 40s."
Zoe: "I don't know. I think you can only do something if inappropriate information was shared."
Zack: "Oh..."
Zoe: "Don't work, Zack. If it continues, maybe you should alert someone who can do something about it."
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Ben: hey Logan, your mom is a lesbian. Ha.
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
Logan: My moms a lesbian. But At least i have a mom you choch.
Ben:... Can i have one?
Logan: For 10.99 a month, she's yours.
Ben: Any price is worth the gift of motherhood
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Pronounced 'mom-schwams'.
Pronounced 'mom-schwams'.
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