moist children

what the f*ck are you doing searching for moist children

what's wrong with you, searching for moist children on the internet

by watoot August 22, 2017

mega moist

mega moist is exactly as it sounds
except its 10 time more moist

“thats mega moist dude”
“she was mega moist for me”

by your local moist provider June 7, 2018

Moist sump

1. The state of Cheryl's Box whenever the boys hit page up

2. What a Nissan V8 needs when Turbo Yota wants to only give it a quarter size oil pan!

Wow -look at the top trucks seat - Cheryl really gets a moist sump when it comes on boost!

by Ph_dn_pg_dn_802_ginger March 24, 2022

moist margaret

When a female wets her finger(s) with her vagina and inserts finger(s) into the ear of an unsuspecting person.

Similar to the Wet Willy.

Tyler: "OMG Wendy just gave me a moist Margaret."
Tom: "Don't you mean Wet Willy?"
Wendy: "I wet my fingers with my vagina juices and stuck it in his ear. HAHAHA"

by weenerbreth October 22, 2013

Moist Dolphin

When your mate comes over for a casual drink and ends up balls deep in a sexual tryst with a mutual friend, resulting in vaginal squirtation all over the linen and walls.

"Why is the air so humid in here?"
"Molly Moist Dolphin'ed"

by SMAHNZ September 5, 2016

Moist Fillet

A synonym for coochie.

Her moist fillet looks like roast beef dude, she's had way too much sex.

by collymclolly May 21, 2022

Toist the Moist

When you're tired of saying drink water, so you make it intresting by saying Toist the Moist. Saying drink water is old over used and plain out boring but Toist the moist is New, fun, and intresting.

I need to go Toist the Moist

by Phillip Fox November 10, 2021