mookching

a fake cough made to fake sickness

Naplam made a mookching in order to scralka.

*cah*

by yoyyoiuyoiyyoiuy March 2, 2005

mook

a word of New York Italian origins, used to describe someone who is either fucking dumb or fucking gay.

1. At boarding school I'm rooming with a kid who's always lookin at my dick print. He a mook

2. My homie been mad mookin today he said he sucked dick in the suite room on floor 2

by elalmighty July 10, 2019

Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 20, 2005

mookies

A nice pair of big tits.

Cor, look at those mookies

by comfy November 11, 2006

mook

A person who believes fake news.

Someone gullible enough to believe a news story without assessing whether it comes from a credible source.

"He only read the headline and believed the story was real; what a mook!"

by urbandiktionary May 23, 2017

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

Mooky

any and all adjectives that are used in a positive way. usually followed by a destination

"hey yo dat pie is mooky as hell"
"dose laps round da field was was not mooky as hell"
"gimi some o yo mooky pretzels"
"dat smoovy was mooky as fiji"
"yo my puppy pooped on da flow, n i said hey bitch dat aint mooky"

by Mike405698 October 25, 2007