minge

A small nigerian midget who is partial to a good fagboy
This minge taste like acid chicken
by hacker XXX May 06, 2003
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minge

a small fury animal that smell like a rotting sardine unless your name is Kate, then it smells like roses
Kate has a rose smelling minge but Tamara has a minge that reeks like sun dried sardine!
by M Inge September 13, 2003
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by Sam Nicolson September 23, 2003
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ming

A fat American white guy without a shirt
"Ew, I really wish that ming would put his shirt on. It's turning my stomach
by Emily Jones June 26, 2005
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minging or blinging

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
by The_ALCH January 10, 2022
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magnolia minge

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
by Jack Jismouth August 01, 2009
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Crusty Minge

A minge suffering from a long period of draught. Usually adorned by a layer of crust made of dried vegma or yeast infection excretions.
My Tinder date had a crusty minge on her, she must havn't got laid in years!
by SkippyMinaj June 13, 2021
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