Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.
- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
by sexyymonkeyy69 March 17, 2013
a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant
Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.
Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!
Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
by vulvasker November 12, 2009
The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.
by marblew August 02, 2011
Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.
by telefpreen February 15, 2009
Located on the vagina of an asian woman, this is where you place food for heating and flavorful purposes.
John ran out of soy sauce and the electricity was turned off so he invited Kate over to use her Mongolian Microwave. He sat her down and timed it for 1:45, the food was delicious.
by rjonesy October 13, 2010
A multi stepped sexual process:
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
1. Poop into your freezer
2. Remove the poop once it is completely frozen
3. Place the poop into your microwave
4. Hire a Chinese hooker
5. Remove her clothes
6. Place her head in the microwave with your poop
7. Shut the door as much as you can
8. Turn the microwave on for a long time
9. Bone her in the ass
Bob: Hey George what did you do for valentine's day?
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
George: I felt adventurous so i went for a chinese microwave.
by Tangeriine April 26, 2011
by Ralph March 01, 2005