mexican hotwing

The act of shitting inside another persons anus

Kai-Rhys got bored one day so he did a Mexican hotwing with benji bobble

by Benji bobble May 30, 2019

mexican softside

A garbage bag (typically 30 gallons or more and black in color) used to transport clothing.

Kicked out of his house by his girlfriend before he could get his luggage out of the attic, Ryan was forced to haul out his clothes in Mexican softsides.

by dendu March 27, 2015

Mexican Hot Poker

A Mexican hot poker is when u dip your dick in hot sauce then in your Victims Ass!

My Girlfriend was acting up, so i surprised her with a Mexican Hot Poker! She was shitting fire for a week.

by TbagMartin October 21, 2010

Mexican Sidewalk

A woman who is so amazing in bed that you swear she not only used the three main holes to satisfy you, but actually took it in up to SEVEN different holes from every angle. How did she fit it in her ear?? Did she use her knee pit at some point?? When she turned the lights off did I fuck a Stretch Armstrong doll rolled into the letter "O" or was that her asshole????

Derived from the ankle-breaking sidewalks of Mexico City where holes appear out of nowhere and walking three blocks is the danger equivalent of a WWII Belgian minefield.

Guy 1: Soooooo Jeff, I see you left the party early last night with that cute but square little chess champion who reads teenage vampire novels alone in the corner. How did it go?

Guy 2: Dude, you'd never have guessed it but turns out she performs like a Mexican Sidewalk!! *eyebrow, eyebrow*

by Dr Thwack March 2, 2019

Mexican Free Zone

Noun and general term referring to any geographic location bereft of a Hispanic contingent.

This means no gangs / homies, tagging / graffiti, mercados, carnecerias, drive-bys, and other non-indigenous cultural elements.

What's up with Miguel, homes ?

He's pissed 'cause of that Mexican Free Zone.

by Bernice Dinglesnort November 23, 2011

Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015