J-Met

A person who tries to skip conditioning or work with any little excuse.

"Bob- Why is he not here today?" "Joe- He says he stubbed his toe, but i saw him running around in PE today." "Bob- Bro is such a J-Met" "Joe-Lol"

by Goofy Ahh Boy72748593901048595 May 5, 2025

Mets

A slang term referring to the Metropolitan Police, which is the police force that operates in London. The term is often used in discussions about law enforcement, particularly when referencing police involvement in monitoring or investigating criminal activities, including gang-related incidents or social media monitoring.

You think Mets looking thru comments?

by IonatanA December 16, 2024

e-met

to meet someone on electronic media (Fb, Twitter, etc) without ever meeting in person

I have often tried to explain to my family and other people how I have friends whom I feel close to even though I have never really ever met them in person. For example, "Margo and I have been friends for a year. We e-met on Fb."

by Heartonsleeve December 3, 2013

Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

Mets

sport team

Person : i like the mets!

person 2: ikr they are my fav team!!!

by higshsf February 2, 2022

Met Air Wrong

The precise Irish National Meteorological Service

According to Met Air Wrong It will be very sunny unless it rains

by Neady June 3, 2022

Let’s Go Mets

The phrase that is said during sexual intercourse by the male when ejaculating.

Also a phrase used by best friends during a party to identify when one or the other has a female to go home with.

“Let’s Go Mets!” said Frank as he orgasmed.
“Let’s Go Mets! said Gary to his friend to ensure him he had a hunny in the bag.

by Mr.PeePeePooPooMan December 5, 2021