Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

Massimo

A super sweet guy that many desire but not many can have. He's everything that a girl could ever want. Whoever gets him is lucky and they should never let him go!

"Omg is she dating massimo?"
-"yes"

"She's lucky to have him!"

by Angel2124 August 21, 2016

Massive Monster Mamma Jam

Something you need to bust in order to beat the devil in a rock-off

What Kage and Jables had to play so Kage wouldn't get taken to hell to be the Devil's sex slave.

"He Gonna make ya his sex slave.
You're gonna gargle mayonaisse.
Uness we bust a massive monster mamma jam."

by The Conway July 15, 2009

Massieville

A small town just south of Chillicothe, Ohio which was named after the former owner of the sawmill, William Massey. It boasts one of the best bars in the area, the Hiawatha. It is also infamous for the floods which occurred often up until the early 1990's, and also for it's residents' abilities to hold their liquor. Although the area is wrought with methamphetamine, there are many good people who reside here, such as those with the last names of: Bennett, Chamberlin and Knox.

Q: Are you going to Chillicothe tonight?
A: Hell no! I am going to party hard in Massieville.

by mdc1307 December 9, 2010

massillon

A city of around 30,000 people in northeast Ohio, just west of Canton. Crazy high school football city. Baby boys born in Massillon are given small footballs in the hospital. In fact, Massillon's high school football team has the second winningest program in the nation behind Valdosta, Georgia. A couple of Massillon alumni include Paul Brown and former NFL linebacker Chris Spielman. The Massillon Tigers have a huge, nationally known rivalry with the next door Canton McKinley Bulldogs. This was the topic of the film Go Tigers!...Bobby Knight was also born in Massillon.

We don't care about school here in Massillon, just football. We also don't seem to mind the horrid stench of human waste drifting over from the landfill or sewage plant or whatever it is into the parking lot of the Wal-Mart either.

by Andrewww January 4, 2008

Massi

The sexiest beast known to the universe. Massi has a dick that can expand to the outer reaches of our solar system. He's strong, smart, talented, hot, sexy, and secretly the coolest guy ever. If you meet a Massi you will cum instantaneously from the energy radiating from his inner core.

Bro I wish I was massi

by The truth drink November 14, 2019

mensiversary

MEN-SI-VER-SA-RY (mèn´se-vûr´se-rê) noun
1. The monthly recurring date of a past event, especially one of
historical, national, or personal importance: a first date
mensiversary; the mensiversary of the founding of Nerstone Pictures.
2. A celebration commemorating such a date.
from Latin: mensis, month + versus, past participle of vertere, to turn.

If the word for the commemoration of a yearly event is anniversary, by
analogy the logical word for the commemoration of a monthly event
should be "mensiversary." "Anniversary" comes from the Latin "annum,"
meaning year. (The "versary" part comes from a Latin word referring
to turning.) The Latin word for month is "mensis." Hence,
mensiversary. I've not found this word in any reputable dictionary,
but perhaps exposure in Google Answers can help to put it there.

Credit to pinkfreud-ga @ google answers

My girlfriend and I just celebrated our first mensiversary.

On November 2nd, the 8th mensiversary of our family reunion in Chicago, my family and I decided to take another trip back to visit the sites.

by BeefnCheez November 11, 2007