melanie is a tricky bitch, she has poofy hair, shes has cute eyelashes,and has a nice ass, she has big dick energy and likes saying hey hee, she has a boyfriend named jose, they broke up one time but they are back together now lol, he likes doing drogas (drugs if u dont speak spanish lol), so yea her nudes got leaked, bro dont mess with meanies she's crazy, she also hates jaisel, i mean no one likes jaisel lol, soo melanies do like music like billie eyelash.

melanie- im so hungry but im lack toes and toddler ants
natasha- *chokes on dummies in school* *no one pays attention*
melanie- *looks at natasha* *does choking impersonation too*

by thotssuckass April 28, 2019

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Someone who won't shut the fuck up about furry porn and yaoi.

Ugh... ur such a Melanie.

by E.D.P.4.4.5. October 19, 2017

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A stupid hoe that fucks anyone and anything thinking she’s the shit when she isn’t. Has daddy issues probably takes it in the ass and is seen as a big slut.

Wow that girl let him use a sandwich bag as a condom she really is a Melanie.

by Dumbcunt December 23, 2017

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