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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

n. Located: Buzzard's Bay, Massachusettts. (1)Living hell; (2)people the same age as girls you dated are yelling at you; (3)where a stripper is a term used for other than a woman, and getting tapped has nothing to do with sex or kegs; (4)"Where the men are men...and the women are too!"
"Hey son, it's time to go back to MMA!"

"NOOOOO!!!
by JRock April 21, 2005
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

1. One of the few places on earth where if you have a woman in your room you'll get in trouble.

2. Where fun goes to die.

3. A college where kids run away during orientation.

4. Where kids younger then you make the rules, enforce them and get you in trouble.

5. Where no matter how much of a loser you were in high school you'll have friends, the honnor guard and the band. You'll more likely then not get bars for being an asshole.
"Hey, I'm a petty officer at the Massachusetts Maritime Academy."

"what the fuck is that?"
by 4/c Kelleher haha June 2, 2006
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it's sarcastic response you give to self righteous people who think they need to tell you what is illegal and what isn't.
Hey, you need to stop drinking, it's illegal to drink under 21 you know...

*smirks* Yeah, well everything's illegal in Massachusetts.
by websterschick February 6, 2010
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

Prison(College in N.Dartmouth Mass) military based, fucking shit holl hell. 'same 4 walls, day in, day out'
'Shit, you went to M.M.A. right?'

'Yea, thats y I make 80g's a year now, but I gotta wonder if it was worth it, I almost died their, it took away my soul'
by Ray September 10, 2004
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The Massachusetts Meat Grinder

Executed after having skin removed from your dick after a shitty blowjob, then smacking your bloody dick across your partners face.
After Nate Ross gave Kloss bad head, he gave him the Massachusetts Meat Grinder.
by CarlyDanialsBand69 April 7, 2010
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Massachusetts Debate Team

the long version of the abbreviated "Mass. Debate Team", members are often referred to as the "Mass Debaters".
John: Hey you wanna sign up for the Massachusetts Debate Team Jimmy?
Jimmy: Naw, that ain't mah thang
by DickForFree January 5, 2010
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom
by bk baller January 18, 2011
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