Magnum hard on

A magnum hard on is when you look into the eyes of a man laying alseep on the floor and get a massive erection and it pokes said man or woman and wakes them

Tanner: “oh yeah you look so sexy sleeping”
Titan: “what’s poking me?”
Titan: “yucky tanner get your magnum hard on away from me”

by Lookatmetantan October 7, 2023

Magnum Smasher

To really lose your temper in a loud and highly dramatic way

When Jim came home drunk from the pub again, Maureen went absolutely magnum smasher at him.

by Hatogla November 17, 2023

Magnum Oopsus

A screw up so big, that it'll be the only thing your legacy will be remembered for.

Elon Musk's destruction of twitter was his Magnum Oopsus

by MrLint April 7, 2023

Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds

Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness

by Shisosbegudhdhddh July 12, 2023

corn magnum

The act or product of collecting corn riddled shit, mounting it of a wooden stick, wrapping it in an ice cream/ popsicle wrapper, and placing it in the freezer in wait for an unsuspecting victim.

Barry had the munchies so bad last night he got halfway through the corn magnum before he realised something was wrong!

by Sudomite September 11, 2023

Magnum

The Magnum is a gun you can find in zombie survival game, Project Zomboid. (First revolver, yay.) Now then, sit down for this one because the Magnum is literally the best handgun in the game. It has the highest MINIMUM damage of all guns, and tied for max damage of all guns with the D-E Pistol. It has the highest stopping power, the highest range, and literally cannot jam. It is more common than the D-E pistol (If you gamers want a tip on where to find it, check farms ;D ) and usually comes with more ammo than the D-E pistol itself. It uses .44 Magnum ammo (Obviously...) which is pretty rare. But, aside from the good, heres the bad. It is the loudest handgun of all, having a detection radius of 80 tiles....thats a lot of tiles. The reload speed is slower than most pistols (which use mags, you have to load the revolver with each individual bullet.) And also is tied for 2nd least accurate pistol (With the D-E pistol. WHICH IS WAY YOU LEVEL AIMING.) But if you really put in the effort and level aiming, this gun is crazy good. (Also it can only take iron sights and red dot. Sad D: )

Jimmy: "Check it out, I found a magnum!"

Timmy: "I wish I found it..."

by Just a casual Plague Doctor September 26, 2023

Magnum Donger

A way to say that you or someone else has a large penis

Person A: Hey dude have you heard that Person C has a Magnum Donger?
Person B: Yeah
Person C (under their breath): Fucking weirdos

by Gandhi'sAsshole April 14, 2021