Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour : Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion : Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 6, 2021

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Magnesium glycinate

Its the legal xanax that you take to chill tf out. Helps you relax, not give a flying fuck, and is an essential mineral.

Noah: Ayo Kareem, you got any mag on you? I’ve been feeling kinda stressed out and anxious lately.

Kareem: Hell yea, pop three of them pills and you will feel like calm buddhist monk.

Dude. Did you see this chad named Lukas who doesn’t like magnesium glycinate?

Yea, that’s why we don’t fuck with him.

by KennyBroflovski February 5, 2022

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The Magneto

When you clamp your balls together using magnets

I had to go to the hospital, me and my girlfriend were doing the magneto with Chance.

by KeeganJonah June 7, 2014

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clown magnet

The ability to attract complete idiot duechebags. A male or female who is generally a good person but for whatever reason attracts the worst people who turn out to be complete clowns, idiots, duechebags, or similar. Happens in business as well - a decent salesperson often attracts clowns as customers.

Poor Sally has another customer treating her like crap. She is such a clown magnet.

by Makaha Bandit July 1, 2014

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