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lurk off

A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.
Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..
by ken a December 24, 2019
mugGet the lurk offmug.

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.
Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.
by its Ike baby February 11, 2019
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Lurking side characters

Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob

Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine

However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance

A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils
Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters

Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*
by JDMF December 10, 2023
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lurking and merkin

homie: what you doin mane

Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh
by yung_xon June 16, 2023
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Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not.
As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.
by Stinky MP September 15, 2025
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Lurking Chicken

A prank wherein one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, such as behind a door or around a corner, flapping their arms like a chicken and leaning forward with an intent, wide-eyed gaze, often for the purpose of startling someone.
I walked into my bedroom and Derek was behind the door, doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.
by Bloopittybloop February 9, 2024
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lurk link

A lurk link is a link to someone's myspace profile, for the purpose of whoever you are talking to being able to see who you are talking about. This is widely used in instant message conversations and myspace
Darin was telling me how saggy this girl was, and I didn't understand until he sent me a lurk link.

dudeman1: Dude this chick is saggy
mandude2: lurk link, dude.
dudeman1: http://wwwhatever
mandude2: sag city, man.
by Jake Shaw January 4, 2009
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