Lorenzo

A really nice, handsome, fit guy with a massive cock.

Girl on omegle: Are you Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yes
Girl on omegle: You're a fucking cracker

by florain February 07, 2022

Lorenzo

An italian motherfucker who drinks a shit ton of wine and talks with his hands all night and cannot cook pasta.

Oh no the wine is gone you pulled a lorenzo

by VacuumCleanersSuck555 December 07, 2021

Lorenzo

A squash UwU

Hey, is that Lorenzo?
Yeah, but he's literally a squash UwU

by Beeboatmelonz December 09, 2023

Lorenzo

When you casually stay in a suite at the Mandarin Oriental in a large and prominent city.

Bob: Where should we stay in London?
Mike: Let’s just pull a Lorenzo.

by cat_in_hat June 14, 2022

lorenzo

my bf fuck off nerd hes mine

lorenzo i love u

by kysmofo69 November 23, 2021

Lorenzo

Lorenzo is an asshole, but he can't help it and sometimes tries to help but says the dumbest shit

Guy 1: Yo can you help me out bro
Lorenzo: I would beat the shit out of the personification of life

by Dhehvrjdjsjwje August 03, 2021

lorenzo'#2000

Enzo is friendly and easy to connect with. He's really funny and awesome

also a loser

lorenzo'#2000 is so cool LMAO

by conets February 28, 2022