Joshua Lungal

A massive loser who always takes L's! And never gets any bitches.

Wow! That guys sucha' Joshua Lungal

by geniusbillionaireplayboy June 10, 2022

twatty longlegs

A person whose movements resemble the bumbling of a daddy longlegs/cranefly, uncoordinated and directionless. Usually someone who is mentally ill prepared to be in any social situation or just out in public generally.

They also have rather odd, jerky head movements that assume they are struggling with basic concentration

Look over there, old twatty longlegs drifting down the road with the usual vacant expression

by Smordwith May 19, 2023

schlonga longa

A person with a long ass ding dong, dick, penis, phallus, gentalia even.

Wow, that guy in that tree has SUCH a big schlonga longa!

by David(BFDI) August 6, 2023

bonga longa

“Bonga longa” is described as an elongated and erect male genital organ, extending well beyond the average length. Its size might be noticeable in both girth and length, and it could have a prominent, defined shape. The skin might be smooth, and veins could be more visible due to the increased blood flow when erect. The tip, or glans, could be more pronounced due to the additional length. Descriptions might vary based on context, personal preferences, or cultural influences.

Bonga is the wideness and longa is the longness.

"Bonga longa" could be used as a slang or playful synonym for "long penis," but it would be highly informal and context-specific. Since it's not a recognized term in standard English, its meaning would depend entirely on how it's used within a specific group or setting. If you plan to use "bonga longa" in this way, be aware that it might not be understood universally and could require some explanation.

"Did you see that bonga longa he had?"
"Yeah, i almost fainted from the sight of it!"

by Rimlaal August 17, 2024