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Liquid Fun

alcohol of any sort, beer, liquor, you name it
alright bruv, tough week yeh? lets put on the good shoes, get in some liquid fun and head for some tits
by kovstar January 5, 2008
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Liquid Jacket

1) This phrase refers to the effect alcohol gives to one's tolerance to the cold. It is more commonly used in the colder states. Using this phrase, one is saying that the alcohol is providing all the warmth one needs to go outside into the cold, without needing a real jacket.

2) It also can be used to mean that one is so plastered that any and all bad weather can be ignored.
1) Guy 1: Dude, it's hovering around -10 degrees out there...don't you want to grab your jacket?

Guy 2: S'all good man, I already have my liquid jacket on.

2) Girl 1: It's pouring out there! Where's your jacket?

Girl 2: It's ok, I brought my liquid jacket with me.
by Union T December 7, 2006
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liquid confetti

the partially digested, strangely colored substance that appears after a gagging reflex, when you become a multicolored organic fountain. can be used as a noun or a verb, just like vomit
That smells like liquid confetti.

She's such a lightweight, she can liquid confetti after half a beer.
by kelzebra August 8, 2005
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Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013
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liquid meeting

After work drink or lunch with colleagues/customers with excessive alcohol consumption.
she : gone be home early today?
he : sorry, got a liquid meeting.
by Vinqe December 17, 2014
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Liquid rocket

A massive explosion that takes place in your intestine and released through the colon and deposited in the crapper in the form of brown chunks of excrement and water following a bowel movement that resembles Campbell's Beefy Mushroom soup
I fired off a liquid rocket 🚀 in the company Men's Room at work, thus leaving the Men's like an abandon warehouse for days
by BIG T 49 March 12, 2023
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Liquid Death

A brand of of naturally alkaline mountain spring water from the Austrian Alps in a tall boy can. It’s meant to look like a beer can but the design is also reminiscent of energy drinks like Monster & Reign to.

Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)

Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.

Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.

Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
“Water is not yoga, water is Liquid Death”

“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears

“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”

“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
by IbreathAir December 22, 2022
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