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Lincoln Log

A massive turd that you release into a toilet, only for the toilet water to splash all over your butt.
I made the biggest lincoln log last night, it took me an hour to get it to flush!
by BlaketheBlock January 22, 2021
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Yummy Lincony

A Lincony is essentially an Abe Lincoln Pony. It is similiar to a centaur other than the fact that a Lincony has the body of a Pony and the head of our very own 16th President: Top Hat, Honest Abe, and All. The adjective "yummy" is added because the Lincony has the allure of a delicious meal.
I must have been hallucinating on mind-altering drugs because I could have sworn I just saw a Yummy Lincony!
by Julius Eagon January 6, 2009
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Fo'Lincoln

The Fo-Lincoln is just another way to say the .45 caliber. The Fo in Fo-Lincoln comes from west cost / los angeles slang meaning the number 4. The Lincoln in Fo-Lincoln derives from the 16th president, Abraham Lincoln who's portrait is featured on the $5 bill of U.S. currency. Take the Fo(4) and the Lincoln(5) and get Fo-Lincoln aka 45.
Aye , Homie pass the Fo'Lincoln !! These fools are set trippin on us...

You sons a bitches best get off my porch! Don't make me have to pull my Fo'Lincoln!
by QC80SPEARS May 12, 2018
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Vincennes Lincoln High School

Vincennes Lincoln High School, founded in 1897 as Vincennes High School, Is a high school known for being very rude, sexist, and having teachers that are pedophiles.

In 2018 they let an 18 year old student sexually assault a 16 year old student. They keep forcing their students to drop out and often have their rent-a-cop abuse students and walk in on them in the bathroom.

They often favor the kids in sports and let them smoke weed in the bathrooms. Also very cockroach infested..
Vincennes Lincoln High School lost to Jasper on their home coming
by Pushin’ 🅿️ June 7, 2020
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rev up the lincoln

to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.
I was very bored last night so I decided to rev up the lincoln.
by DinoDAN911 December 29, 2010
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When a man leaves his cock in a woman’s vagina motionless for an extended period of time, thus closing the tunnel and forcing traffic to be redirected to the rear. Schmitt has a plush area designed for this position in season 3 episode 15 of New Girl
“Have you heard of the closure of the Lincoln tunnel? They’re talking about it on New Girl.”
“Of course, here’s an excellent Urban Dictionary definition
“Ooh, now I get it.”
by Footlongsub February 28, 2021
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Lincoln

A word to describe the sexiest man you've ever met, who is usually, very smart, handsome and good and sports and video games (ie, StarCraft)
OMG Jacob IS SOOOOOO Lincoln

i wish my guy were a Lincoln
by Daniolio April 7, 2011
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