Linux

Kernel for people who hate themselves, but are too scared to hurt their close ones.
If they really don't like themselves, they use a flavor of Linux called Arch, even though they are mostly just really pointy pains in the ass to listen to.
Anything other than Debian- or Red Hat-based is stupid.

My computer doesn't look like that.
Yeah, its Linux. I use arch btw

Linux by latitudeman February 11, 2026

Linux

An intimate act that involves a light spray of feces in the act on eating arse

Last night there was a bit of Linux in bed

Linux by Grossedout1839 March 29, 2026

linux\ 

What happens when you type 'linux' and hit Enter, accidently striking the back-slash key as well.

yuo sux0r at teh intarwebz0r!11 i am tehmaster of teh linux\

linux\ by Bastardized Bottomburp August 31, 2003

linux\ 

Linux

A directory relating to linux

linux\ by former penguin February 16, 2003

Linux Fanboy 

A guy who thinks Linux is the best when all operating systems would play out in any situation.

Windows user: Hi-
Linux fanboy: Why the hell are you not using Linux??? It is the best you absolute moron!
Windows user: Because I prefer Windows-
Linux fanboy: Well did you know linux is getting more and more support??? Did you know your beloved microsoft even made a UNIX distro in the 80s??

Windows user: (Windows user has left the chat)

Linux Fanboy by tech man February 2, 2021

Linux Mint 

Linux Mint is Ubuntu with a swiss army knife.

Used by beginners and praised by the Linux community for being better than Ubuntu.

"Hey guyz, I just installed Linux Mint and it works so good! It's better than Ubuntu!"

Linux Mint by AaronTechnic the weird dude September 15, 2021

Linux Users 

The proudest people you'll ever meet

Those wacky Linux users

Linux Users by Blue Ruse August 8, 2006