Lingbing

a dad named lingon
who beats his child, is bipolar and is in a questionable relationship with his ex boyfriend

and i love him

person 1; "i love lingbing"
person 2; "but he's a cri-"
person 1; "shut"

by Cuwio March 3, 2022

Linting

A form of grieving someone who has passed away which is portrayed by someone who doesn't actually care for their death.

If someone has died, then the person who is linting is them is pretending to care about them in front of someone else.

by Lemon&Sugar March 6, 2022

Linking spanky

Beating yo meat

“Bro we found kravitz linking spanky behind the bar last night “

by theb00tyconsumer February 19, 2024

langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.

example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom”

by gangemi February 23, 2024

linking

meeting up/hanging out with somebody

"yo when we linking up"
"we should link soon"

by iwannagts February 27, 2024

Lainging

The act of fingering an under-aged child, usually in a forest,

Charlie is an expert at Lainging.

by lainglang May 21, 2024

lingping

A smelly half Asian half Spaniard, that weights over 200+ pounds and has failed their YouTube career with over 100 bot subscribers, everybody hates his guts and want to eat him alive, has an identical sister that he has inappropriate acts with, has been crowned as a lil dick GOA king, and got exposed for being cousins with King ace, HE is a disgrace.

Ew, have you watched lingpings shitty ass video.
No fuck that shi

by jordaborg May 21, 2024