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lesson plans

A set of ethereal documents, the format for which is agreed upon by no one, but by which teachers are nonetheless charged to educate the world's youth.
Teacher 1: I spent all night drawing up lesson plans.
Teacher 2: O RLY?
by ASPG February 28, 2009
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Jared Leto'd

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
I was cruising round Little Venice, when an ombre-hued hunk with piercing blue eyes and lashings of black eyeliner approached me. I immediately took him back to my boiler cupboard and disrobed. He spun me around and pinned me to the wall; I spread my legs, he plunged inside me. He stood still, and produced a riding crop. With one sharp smack to my buttock, he yelled "Yeehaa", and I was on my way. As I was thrusting against his rigid rod, I saw him reach for my 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish. He uncapped it slowly, and teased open the lid. Beginning with my left hand, he proceeded to stroke the brush against my bare nail, several times. To my immediate arousal, I saw he too was wearing 219 Black Satin Chanel nail polish.

After he had finished the first hand, I felt a sharp smack on my other buttock, whereupon he exalted another "Yeehaa", while proceeding with a whip and dip. He then started on my right hand, my fingers trembling as I continued to thrust; yet I contained my excitement. As he delicately coloured my nails one by one, I thrust harder, and faster. Finally, he reached my pinkie finger, and with the final stroke we both let out a loud "Yeehaa" and collapsed in a heap, satiated and manicured.

- Oh my god, you wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he Jared Leto'd me.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"
Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius
by D-Miles September 14, 2006
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Leto

Its Serbain for summer. Also, its used to describe something warm. Like feelings for someone.
by Marc September 24, 2003
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Sociology lesson

A safe place if you're anything except a non-white male.
Even though it's a broad subject and interesting subject filled with ideas, a sociology lesson can easily be whittled down to "white men are racists, everyone else are oppressed".

One of the few places leftists feel completely empowered and morally superior where as long as you hate white men, you're never wrong.
A: I'm getting so sick of Anatomy & Physiology. As a bi-gender grey demi queer unicorn fairy flute toothpaste toenail chicken ankle, it's just insulting to see all this bullshit.

B: We can always go check out a sociology lesson, it's the one place we can escape their oppressive patriarchal misogynistic white supremacy. Sociology understands who we are. They're there to protect our feelings.
by Reppy07 December 8, 2016
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lets blow this popsicle stand

"This place sucks!"

"Yeah. Lets blow this Popsicle stand."
by BabyMasterJR January 27, 2019
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