Lawn chair

When you fall and you fold up over your face.

Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

Kid falling-

Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

SoCal skank: That was gnarly!

by socal skank August 22, 2011

Lawn Flamingo

The unthinking liberal mind that is as useless as a pink hunk of plastic out in your lawn. Talking to the plastic may get you further, it has more intelligence...

You are a #LawnFlamingo and talking to you is a waste of time. Lawn flamingo is a useless hunk of plastic...

by Irritated conservative June 2, 2020

Lawn Mowing

To eat the hair out of the asshole

Dude last night I lawnmowed that girl no mess no hairs. That was a good lawn mowing.

by Eslur June 1, 2019

lawn darts

1. a game created for sole use at parties in which you hate everyone there and would like a good excuse to throw darts at them.

1. "Where are you going?"
"Off to Gary's house, gonna play some lawn darts and hope he gets hit.

by Deadseraph May 10, 2007

lawn trout

Euphemism for feces. The product of taking a shit. Refers to fecal matter left in a dry environment, usually grass.

Andrian went to get the mail and slipped on a lawn trout.

by The Steiny August 28, 2007

LOL the lawn , !

The proper response to something extremely lesbian and/or incomprehensible, due mainly to the speaker being extremely high.

"i lovee yu miss sex face , yu have the sexyest sex face i have EVER seen * just jizzed * ... HMM awkword ..... la la la. . naughty naughty ,"

"LOL the lawn , !"

by cpetmunch March 14, 2010

Mow the lawn

to shave off pubic hair or to trim to the desired length

I feel a lot better now that I mowed the lawn!

Did you mow the lawn earlier?

by pubeless wonder October 27, 2010