LANGASM

An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.

The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.

by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008

whopper dang-a-lang

A big black penis.

Come here white girl, let me put this whopper dang-a-lang in you.

by big man japan December 26, 2009

Langster

Langster is a language learning app that helps you become a language gangster by mastering multiple languages. It's used to describe language learners who are determined to succeed in life by mastering different languages. They believe that being fluent in multiple languages opens doors to new opportunities and adventures.

As a true Langster, I never shy away from a challenge when it comes to language learning.
I'm not afraid of Doulingo's threats, I'm a Langster and I can handle any language challenge thrown at me.

by erlangtopus May 8, 2023

Lanesker

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.

Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

by Ester E. Rockwell III July 15, 2004

landspam

Once known as "junk mail:" unsolicited hard copy delivered by government employees to your physical address.

Got the cable bill, a postcard from Hector and landspam from the supermarket and the Democrats in the mailbox today.

by cbr4 October 14, 2006

landspam

Once known as "junk mail:" unsolicited hard copy delivered by government employees to your physical address.

Got the cable bill, a postcard from Hector and landspam from the supermarket and the Democrats in the mailbox today.

by cbr4 October 14, 2006

landspout

A non-supercellular tornado that forms when low level rotation goes in to the updraft area of a developing storm and is stretched creating a vortex. These can (rarely) be just as powerful and large as tornadoes.

"Look it's a twister!", "You dumbass it's a landspout", "Same difference"

by WyWy June 29, 2007