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Lagyna Sloplick

A forbidden sex act where one persons shoves a lollipop up the woman's vagina and proceeds to defecate on their chest.
Me and this girl last night were doing some pretty kinky stuff until she asked for me to perform a Lagyna Sloplick on her.
by PapayaLoverAndEnjoyer October 11, 2023
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lasunan

A gay slang derived from Tagalog term "lason". A bottom to bottom (can be potential) sex session that turns into an argument because nobody was willing to be a vers, therefore being toxic with each other i.e. "poisoning" each other out.
Don't try to match those two up. It's just gonna turn into a "lasunan".
Beh, 'wag namang tayo mag-match. Lasunan ito.
by pier_psalms February 9, 2024
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laguam

A game consisting of two balls measuring of 6 and 12 inches diameter respectively. Teams consist of 3 players and total of 4 teams in a match. Where they compete head to head to head to head. One player per team is named a "schlemeer" which is said to be the most risk taking of all positions because he must defend the posts with a net tied between his legs and hands tied behind his back. To begin all teams must shake hands in the middle of the field and run around the opposite teams post 12 times or until failure and meet back in the middle for the obligatory staring contest (the sport has become modernized and a coin flip will suffice), winner than begins rolling balls in an attempt to snap other teams posts. Teaming is allowed. Once one post is snapped the Shlemeer of the losing team must remove the net and defend only using their legs. The winner is decided when players other than the schlemeer, on the same team, break 12 posts of opposing teams.
Hey Jerry want to gather your 12 closest buddies and play laguam to find out who is the strongest hero
by #1 Schlemeer March 18, 2024
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Lagunita

La gunita - La goonita - A female who can’t keep her hands out of her pants
I can play another round, Lagunitas at it again
by Spunbones April 8, 2025
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humba dumba lagungus

any overweight or idiotic being
“Jason is such a humba dumba lagungus.” “How can you tell?” “Just look at him.”
by herepesfree July 23, 2023
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