labia

the lips around the vagina which decide if the mans cock comes in or not

Cock: can i come in? im really hard and i want you really bad..
Labia:why should i? do i owe you anything?
but i will think about it cuz part of that is me having fun too...
Cock: ok but hurry....
Labia: oh dont you rush me..!!

by yara November 10, 2007

labiaist

A person, typically male, who is frequently intimate with willing female participants. A labiaist is usual pleasing to the eye and able to have his pick of the female pack

J: Wow, 4 girls in 3 days, that's impressive
T: Yeah, that guy's a total labiaist.
J: Don't you mean cocksman?
T: No, i meant labiaist, it's newer

by m. Stephen December 20, 2007

laid a brick

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump

"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"

by samstorm December 5, 2004

Getting Laid

vaginal intercourse

Tom said he was getting laid at a party, and by that, i mean sex, in a vagina, not just a blow job or a hand job

by Teachyoualesson July 23, 2008

labialicious

An adjective derived from the name for the fleshy skin on the external female genitalia. It describes a person in a state of pure sensuousness or sexiness, e.g. horny and sumptuous. Usually, refrenced to girls or people who are "shockingly" feminine.

Your girlfriend is quite labialicious in the sheets.

by Dan Racho July 16, 2006

labadie

To suck at telling jokes

Travis: An airplane has 5 engines, 4 of then brake down and a lady says, its going to take us awhile to get there now. Then the 5th engine dies and the lady says, wow! we are going to be up here forever!

Trent: Wow yer such a labadie.

by Kuccimastertre March 16, 2008

Flabby Labia

When ones labia becomes loose and flappy. Also, when a man is extremely poor at performing in any athletic activity. Examples of which are awkward running, basketball skills, and most notably tennis.

Johnny
"Wow, Jim really sucks at tennis!"
Doug
"Well Johnny, thats probably because he has a flabby labia."
Johnny
"Oh, that makes much more sense, no wonder he sucks at tennis."

by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008