lurking and merkin

Ybb certification

homie: what you doin mane

Ybb: we just lurking and merkin cuh

by yung_xon June 16, 2023

Delusional Lurking

Thinks they are a part of the team but are not.

As you can see, he is not a part of the team, but he insists he is. This is called Delusional Lurking.

by Stinky MP September 15, 2025

Lurking Chicken

A prank wherein one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, such as behind a door or around a corner, flapping their arms like a chicken and leaning forward with an intent, wide-eyed gaze, often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom and Derek was behind the door, doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

by Bloopittybloop February 9, 2024

Squirt Lurking

The desperate act of performing sexual favors for drugs and/or money. Ultimately resulting in squirting of a sexual nature.

She ran out of money so she was squirt lurking for her next fix.

by IQ, The Wisdom July 13, 2016

addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.

Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant

by fsunoles August 31, 2011

lurk off

A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.

Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..

by ken a December 24, 2019

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019