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lotion wars

having open your lotion from bath and body works, and squirting it at your bud.
Cierra blasted me with her lotion during lotion wars.
by redk103413 June 6, 2018
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Lotion

When a persons of skin color a negro is turning white ashy
Person 1. Yo my arms and hands r ashy got any lotion

Person 2. Hell yea I got you bro
by CLutChGxD21 May 14, 2018
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Lotion

Verb: The act of applying a skin moistening concoction.

Noun: lōsh, to lōsh
Barbara: "Hey, what the fuck are you doing?"
Clementine: "I'm lotion, dumbass."
Barbara: "Well, when your done pass the lōsh over to me. My lady lips are dry AF."
by whichoneofuflatfootsstolemylol November 28, 2019
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Grown folk lotion

When someone uses baby lotion and they not a baby tell them to use some grown folk lotion.
What lotion you use

Baby lotion

Girl you better get you some grown folk lotion
by Jalissabowers September 11, 2019
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big baby lotion

by Sab´vea June 7, 2017
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Self produced back lotion

When you offer your girlfriend a back rub that quickly becomes sexual resulting in you spilling your manhood flavored Neutrogena lotion all over your significant others back.
Boyfriend Hey baby you want a back rub?
Girlfriend Please baby I’ts been a long day.
Boyfriend Okay get on your stomach.
Girlfriend .....
Boyfriend Get ready I’m about to give you some self produced back lotion.
Girlfriend What
Boyfriend *Skeets his Neutrogena all over his girlfriends bacne*
Girlfriend Why is it warm
Boyfriend Sorry... I’ll go get the rag.
by GyratingMeatStick March 10, 2018
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Lung Lotion

While magical fellatio is being blessed upon your girls mouth she suddenly takes a deep breath gasping for the air she has surrendered for your pleasure upon climax ultimately launching your baby gravy into the deepest bowels of her lungs.
Dude, gave Kim a wicked batch of lung lotion last night. She kept coughing up cum bubbles, we laughed, I kicked her out.
by ITG11 July 7, 2016
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