Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

Dude, Why are you here? Go to bed. If you have reached this point, abandon all hope.

Why am I awake at 3AM looking at Urban Dictionary?

by B R R R R R R R April 25, 2022

Stop looking at me

A phrase of pure paranoia. Usually said when you look at someone because you thought that they were looking at you (out of paranoia) and the non-looker says "Stop looking at me" (out of paranoia) who was probably actually looking at you all along making sure that no one looked at them (out of paranoia). A person saying "Stop looking at me" is almost always fibbing, and usually wants you to look at them more. I mean, if they were not looking at you then how could they know that you were looking at them, right?

Girl 999: Stop looking at me!
Boy 1: Bitch, I look where I please.

Guy 1: *better make sure Guy 2 is not looking at me*
-=guy one looks at guy two=-
Guy 2: Stop looking at me.

by The Man That Never Was January 9, 2011

looking glass

Mirror or reflective medium

Reflected reality in a looking glass is not unlike virtual reality in cyber space.

by Hercolena Oliver March 23, 2009

Good looking women online

Nonexistent.

See: unicorn

1. s3xy n e good lookin women??

by Lasalas February 10, 2003

Gambling and Losing

The act of breaking wind or farting and accidentally shitting your pants.

Honey, I've never heard your fart before. Well, I'm not in the habit of gambling and losing.

by Mikey J. January 6, 2008

losing face

When one is unable to maintain a certain facade that is put out for others too see.

Breaking charactor or Losing composure.

"I can't keep going like this, I'm losing face in front of everyone"

by Sepulchre1111111111 March 26, 2007

Losing your virginity

Fucking the shit out of some bitch you love
If u ain’t love em dont count

I popped that bitch open like a can
Losing your virginity

by RachelCarboneSucksDogsToes November 13, 2019