duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018

J.K. Loling

Openly making jokes about Harry Potter related books/movies in front of fans and responding with "J.K. Loling" in order to prevent that said fan from hating you.

In short: "I'm just kidding. Your reaction was funny, though."

guy: dude the harry potter movies suck, i could play the characters so much better even without a script, they are all stupid they suck so much

fan: WTF MAN IMMA KILL U

guy: J.K. Loling

by ssplice November 4, 2010

lifing

Leaving the online world of computer games to do things out in the real world, usually with friends.

I couldn't play with my online friends on Friday night because I was too busy lifing with that girl who lives down at the four seasons.

by AndrewPNJJJ September 23, 2014

Sir Lolington

Another form of the popularised lol but in this case used to describe somebody hilarious

Haha did you here Rammy's joke?
Yer! He's a genuine Sir Lolington

by rammythelollard October 12, 2008

Loling

Loling: A verb that means laughing out loud.

Chanel was LOLING at the joke.

by Raymound Mikaelian December 28, 2007

Loving

1. Caring about someone
2. Getting down down by the fire
3. Digging for oysters
4. Chewing Mints
5. Intentionally giving someone else's computer a virus
6. Telling your english teacher she's just going through her period when she gets mad at you.

1. I hope your parents are loving.
Naa, they just wanna kick my ass.
2. Let's get to the loving!
3. I'm british and I Love Loving XD
4. I'm just loving down at the Quickie Mart.
5. I'm just showing how loving I am to my family.
6. I can't believe someone as loving as me is getting suspended.

by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

nigger-loving faggots

Self-hating, hypocritical homosexuals who thinks it's right to jump on others and it's wrong if someone calls THEM the "faggot" or black folks a "nigger", etc. and so forth. They tend to victimize and exploit other minority groups (esp. transsexuals or Mid Eastern folks), thinking their own "minority" background is more superior, just like white or heterosexual folks thinks they are superior than black/Mexicans/Asians/gays/etc. The truth: Black people are the real racists and gay people are the real homophobes.

-Scene One-

*two gays guys at a bar*

Gay guy #1: Hey handsome, wanna buy me a drink?

Straight guy: Fuck off, I am straight you butt-licking faggot!

Guy gay #1: No fair! Why do I get all the discrimination!?

Gay guy #2: Hey, let's go jump on a tranny walking down the curb!

*Both gay guys abduct, rob, and murder a transsexual lady before her corpse was found in the dumpster three days later*

-Scene 2-

*two black guys outside a UCLA campus*

Black guy #1: Yo dawg, wassup?

Black guy #2: Man, imma so damn tired, that i screwed wit a lot of black chics last night.

Black guy #1: Man, I am sic of screwin' black chics, let's go fuk sum armenians.

*The two black dudes abducted and raped a random Iranian female student, who is sadly mistaken for an "Armenian" due to their lack of intelligence."

News commentator: Tonight, we will talk about "Nigger-Loving Faggots" raping Iranian girls and slaughtering transwomen on NBC Dateline.

by legs21 November 22, 2011