Moon Lamper

A Moon Lamper is somebody who cannot help but appreciate the beauty of the lamps that are in the shape of and look like the moon. These lamps are called moon lamps and can be easily bought online for around $26.99-$49.99. Moon lampers are strong willed and do not let others get to the best of them... especially when it comes to people disrespecting the moon and moon lamps. The Moon Lampers are generally peaceful people, but they can become frustrated when people claim that they are stupid for liking moon lamps as much as they do. The only requirement to be a Moon Lamper is to appreciate and love moon lamps. Moon Lampers love to express their love of moon lamps through music, poetry, short stories, interpretive dances, and more!

Person A: "Wow, he is really smart and really passionate about moon lamps!"

Person B:"Yeah, he is a Moon Lamper!"

by I love moon lamps! January 20, 2018

I Love Lamp

A quote from "Anchorman - The Ledgend of Ron Burgandy"

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.

Brick Tamland: I love... desk.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp.

Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Brick Tamland: I love lamp. I love lamp.

by Dave and the Mission September 11, 2009

Wet Lamp Post

Sexual activity, where the male's penis is drenched in a beverage (such as alcohol) and then sucked clean by a partner.

"Hey foxy grandpa, can I give you a wet lamp post?"

by Webster That's Me November 21, 2011

rub the magic lamp

To masturbate, especially applicable to males.

She rubs the magic lamp more than any girl I've ever met.

by J. Kimble August 1, 2005

Lamp post

The place in Narnia marking where the wardrobe is.

Mr. Tumnus met Lucy by the lamp post.

by Starrgrl October 23, 2009

Lamp Street Buttfuckers

An Omaha, NE street-based organization of childhood friends and scallywags, also known as LSBF, dedicated solely to "grabbing respect by the haunches." Rumored to have started the national sensation of "drivewaying," or sitting in lawn chairs in a driveway drinking boxed wine, quoting the same movies over and over, and accepting the fact that no matter how hard anyone tries nothing exciting is going to happen tonight until the 11:00 ZJ's.
LSBF brothers always stand their ground and fucking hate girls!

"LSBF's so fucking gay. They think they're cool because they coined the term "drivewaying" which does nothing more than give them an excuse to get drunk with the same people in the same driveway every night."

"Those Lamp Street Buttfuckers sure know how to grab respect by the haunches!"

by Samsonite017 August 14, 2009

Lamp post

Former Aresnal and current Chelsea striker Olivier Giroud.

"Arsenal and Tottenham have gone and brought good players. Who have we bought? The lamp post from Arsenal"

"Back then we had Drogba. Who do we have now? That lamp post Giroud!!!"

by Angry rantman June 16, 2018