lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما

"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way

by poolstealer December 8, 2020

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Lightning sleeve

A really fast paced wank

Alex was horny but needed to leave in 5 mins so he had a lightning sleeve

by Chadathon January 26, 2022

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A lightning jack is when someone masturbates in record time. Typically used when someone needs to take care of themselves in a pinch knowing they must be quick as they will need to be around others very soon.

Knowing the pool party would start soon, I had to step in the bathroom for a lightning jack.

by Here_to_Help July 5, 2019

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Zeus' Lightning

When one male lays on his back and has one girl riding his shwong while fingers one on each side. There is also one female who he is eating out. (For full effect do while thunderstorm is going on)

Jim: Dude, Grant got so lucky last night, he pulled Zeus' lightning!

Ryan: Are you Joking?!?

by shlock84 March 11, 2011

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Ride the Lightning

A popular phrase used to refer to being electrocuted in an electric chair. Also used as an acronym for Let 'er buck, meaning to let the situation play out naturally and see what the results are.

Ted: I don't think I'm going to pass this exam tomorrow, I've barely studied for it and don't understand.

Bill: Sometimes you just have to Ride the Lightning and see what happens, I'm sure it'll work out.

by SomOfRambo December 6, 2019

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Leamington Lightning

A phenomenon that occurs in the town of Leamington, where a business (usually a restaurant) that has fallen on hard times will mysterious burn to the ground after the owner has taken out several insurance policies on it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that the Chinese restaurant burned down?

Guy 2: Leamington Lightning strikes again!

by Nutstard_1 May 30, 2020

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