alabama launch pad

When Cody is being a dumbass and launching firework from his ass crack.

"Hey man! Check Cody out. He's about to do the Alabama Launch Pad. Go Cody!!!"

by Yeppypappy July 6, 2023

Donkey Launch

The sexual act/assault of punching a Gilf (grandpa or grandma ) you are mounting up the ass in the back of their head, causing both their rectum to spasm and contract pleasurably around your member whilst simultaneously sending their dentures flying out of their facial orifice. See Donkey Punch

My Goth, Daefith, can yoof see wheh you sendth ma tehf??

Sorry, Ray, I must have Donkey Launch'ed them into space.

by Vari the Vampire May 20, 2024

Dog Launch

The act of loading a hotdog into your partners anus then positioning yourself where they can launch it into your mouth.

Disclosure: condiments such as jizz or squirt can be added

Couple 1: We did the dog launch last night with the Costco quarter pound hotdogs.
Couple 2: No way! Frank hasn’t been able to graduate past Nathan’s.

by DirtyDog6969 March 26, 2024

launch

Colloquial term in Australian English

NOUN: LAUNCH
1. Any type of informal gathering, involving the consumption of alcoholic beverages, with the overarching goal of becoming drunk
VERB: TO LAUNCH
1. to partake in a launch
2. to reach the state of being drunk

(As a 'noun'): "Mate, are you gonna be at the launch this weekend?"
(As a 'verb'):
1: We are gonna be launching this weekend...get ready.
2: I've launched, bro, i can't drink anymore.

by DuTcH DoG August 7, 2022