Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025

Cousin Kisser

a person who dates their cousin; adj/noun

Thor is a cousin kisser with his cousin Annalee.

by Aztxc March 20, 2024

A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.

That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)

by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012

queen kisser

Derogatory term for brits

“Shut up you tea-drinking queen kisser”

by Nig_don’t.finish.that September 12, 2023

Fridge Kisser

People who have a piercing on their face.

"Hey! Check out my new lip piercing"
"Ha, you're a fridge kisser now."

by DominickO December 11, 2021

lego kisser

someone who has had plastic surgery and makes out with people.

Kim Kardashian is such a fucking lego kisser.

by pibbb_ January 1, 2022

kisser-cancer

A person who is very annoying or if something is like cancer, just worse.

Fuck this is kisser-cancer. Or that guy is kisser-cancer...

by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017