Kipling

An act in a vaudeville joke with sly reference to the classic writer Rudyard Kipling.

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know, I've never tried it.

by werelemming September 19, 2005

Kipper Conundrum

A phase in a girls life where she believes she may be a lesbian but is unsure.

Lindsay Lohan appears to be in something of a Kipper Conundrum.

by Braschmeister October 8, 2008

Kippitang

A word to replace profanity such as the F word

"you son of a.. kippitang!"
"what the kippitang!?!??!"
"holy kippitang!"
"holy mother of kippitangs!"
"shut the kippitang up!"

by I_loveFallGuys July 3, 2022

Salted My Kipper

a reference to ejectulating in one's pants

guy:wow she's so hot! ive just salted my kipper
guy:dude! she's like 78

by Stripes Go Faster! June 3, 2009

Kippah

A skull-cap worn by Jews.

Good shabous, nice Nike Kippah!

by DN December 8, 2004

Kippered

When you are on top, in the midst of a heated act of sexual intercourse, and your dog sneakily finds his way onto the bed, where the pooch sniffs, and licks your anus.

"Man, it was going so great, I was piping this super hot babe, then all of a sudden I got kippered by my dumbass dog. I'd probably leave the door open again though."

by MoneyGString May 7, 2017

KIPT

Keep In Phone Touch... this was a throwback term back in the day before cel phones were ubiquitous... but now in the age of texting - and since texting is done on a cel phone - it still applies. Basically, this means keep me posted, either by text or by phone (most people will text).

Hey girl, I don't know what I'm doing later, so let's KIPT.

by Mister Decent June 29, 2011