Kidney Stoned

Trying to relax and smoke a blunt, only to enter an uncomfortable purgatory of discomfort and negative introspection you feel like you may never escape until finally coming to rest after realizing some painful truths.

I’ve been going through a lot guys, turned out I’ve been getting in my own way in all my relationships, I got kidney stoned for 6 hours yesterday, but I finally cracked it. I need to work on communicating my feelings more instead of expecting people to read my mind. It was hard to accept, and it hurt to imagine all the things I missed out on, but I’m glad pushed out the truth out.

by CunnuLinguistics Tom September 6, 2025

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 27, 2022

Kidney

Kassy x Sydney 🤡

Ow my kidney hurts

by DALLAS GANG January 30, 2020

Kidney Leak

Urinating in a fashion where no force is needed, its more like a slacking of the urinal tract.

James brown got ridiculously wasted and took a kidney leak outside on the gas meter.

by ravelikeirave May 15, 2011

Kidney Kracker

Chugging 2 dews; one through your mouth and at the same time one through your ass.

Yo this guys hitting’ the Kidney kracker.

by Cockdady September 11, 2020

rearranging my kidneys

Anal sex

Graydog was rearranging my kidneys last night. Could also be said Graydog rearranged my pennies last night.

by Oldwomaninshoe December 4, 2021