Vietnamese Go-Kart

The process of hooking up with two Vietnamese girls in the back of a shitty Honda Civic, performing ass to mouth with one and letting the other fuck you with a strap on.

Ben: Yo bro, how did your night go with those to Vietnamese chicks?
Chris: We had a fun night, we just did a little Vietnamese Go-Kart, then headed back home for dinner.

by JGGJR February 21, 2017

Welcome to Mario Kart

Something to say to your friend when they get Mario Karted.

Dave: wtf bro i just dropped to last place
John: Welcome to Mario Kart

by WHATTHEDAWGDOIN November 24, 2021

Kart Luck

When you use karts online and everyone targets you.

When I go on CTWW I get screwed over by kart luck.

by worstluckever April 22, 2021

Full Mario kart

Everything's going great and you end up losing. Becoming so black out angry you want to punch holes through everything and throw your couch through a wall

I got my taco Bell order home and they forgot my Mexican pizza. I pulled back in there and went Full Mario Kart.

by Xbombtrackx October 10, 2017

Alaskan go-kart

Having strong enough explosive diarrhea on a hill causing you to move forward

Bob over there had 4 taco bell burritos and sat on a hill causing him to do an Alaskan go-kart

by Sinthie March 3, 2024

Vegeta kart

A rom hack of dbk64 where most in game textures are replaced with vegeta’s face.

Person1: The textures on your emulator are completely fucked.
Person2: That because I’m not playing mk64. This is Vegeta kart.

by Motorway6 July 6, 2024

Mario Kart

The video game that teaches you that life is so unfair.

Life is unfair and Mario Kart teaches you that.

by randomkitten December 30, 2022