Jose

A scum bag that never invites his friends anywhere also listens to spanish and black music
John- Dude where is Jose
Nathan-he went to the movies

John- Jose never invites us anywhere but we invite him
by Kvng_of_Ny July 30, 2018
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Josing

A multi-meaning word which originated as prison slang in Louisiana, particularly South Louisiana and is primarily used in those areas.

Josing can be defined as the following:

1. Serving time in jail or prison.

2. Participating in an activity or distraction, particularly in jail, which makes the time seem to pass faster.

3. The act of joking at someone else's expense, especially in jail but also used in street context.
(Variation 1)
"My boy been josing for 3 years off a gun charge."

(Variation 2)
"Man if we could smoke in the parish jail we'd be straight josing."

(Variation 3)
"We was straight up josing off that boy all day - he got drove as fuck."
by BR Phat March 03, 2013
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Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship
by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015
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The Jose

A unnaturally tall hispanic who despises people who rant on about pure bullshit, finds themselves rather self-centered around anime, and hardly ever does their homework. There is a the in front of the name to represent the fact that 99.99% of the world will find this man just built differently. He will never take no for an answer, he beats his cock at night with a passion, and has read 40% of currently existing manga. Always use high emphasis when mentioning his name, period.
You see, THE JOSE doesn't give a shit about what you think, Adrian.
by Sytoc March 12, 2021
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JOSE

Known as the CEO of “Get em out the mud”. Has a net worth of 37.9 million at the age 17. His side hobby is being a Apex legend.
by Ghostfacedickinmymouth January 31, 2020
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Josee

The most perfect girl you will ever meet. She will never leave your side, Josee will always be there to help you. A positive, intelligent, Cute, Gorgeous, Funny girl. She is a loyal person. If you find yourself dating one dont let her go because her kind is hard to find
Josee is so kind.
by Dbcggbeaul October 27, 2018
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jose

An a Amazing guy who is the sweetest ! Treats you like a princess like any women should be treated, keeps his word and knows his place he may mess up but he learns from his mistakes . Also adding that hes amazing in bed knows what he is doing and knows how to please you (; trust me when you loose a jose its like loosing everything....everything!!! Make sure you value him ! hes worth it just takes time
Girl :Omg you know jose !?
Other girl: yea he is the sweetest

Girl : gosh your so lucky to know a jose !!!
by shaniqua4321 October 21, 2015
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