Chinese Joint

An inexpensive, off-brand radio such as a Luiton or Baofeng used primarily for listening to Suffolk County fire frequencies by someone too frugal to purchase a Motorola or a proper scanner. Chinese joints should never be used for transmitting, only receiving due to their low transmit power and tendency to bleed across multiple frequencies.

"Hey man, where's that Chinese joint?"

by AWeb740 September 5, 2022

Lets quit this joint

Slang for "Lets leave the area" or "Lets go"

I'm bored, lets quit this joint and go to your place.

by Ballas June 20, 2004

Illinois Boner Joint

Illinois boner joint:
An Illinois boner joint Is when a homeless man offers you a joint offered at the waist for a puff of the reef, where the joint is actually his homeless wang wrapped in rolling paper for sexual gratification.

When I was in Chicago late at night walking around with my friend, a homeless man appeared from the shadows and offered us a hit from his joint. I knew immediately he was a sick bastard trying to get us to suck his wang, thinking it was a meaty joint, my friend bent down to puff I yelled "NOO!! Stop! That's an Illinois boner joint!" As I dove and pushed my friend away from the homeless mans pelvis and erect reefer wrap.

by LtPork April 22, 2015

Joink

Verb - An action that when marked by the exclamation of the word in conjunction with taking an object, immediately transfers absolute, inarguable, legal ownership from the original owner to the person using the word regardless of previous property rights.

For the joink to be valid, the joinker must fully remove the joinked object/subject (oh yes, it is doable, but only the bravest dare even attempt to pull off a subject-joink) from the joinkee. Like between swords in a Devil's Threesome, there must be NO contact between the joinkee and joinked object/subject for the joink to be valid.

"-Gods damn it!
I cherished my dane axe, but I had to forge a new one when my brother came out of nowhere and joyfully exclaimed, "JOINK!" while taking it from my belt before I could react.
Now I can't even axe him to get it back to me!"

by LepraBoy June 10, 2014

Joink

The type of person that when they walk into a room looks huggable. - Key & Peele (on Hot Ones)

He came in looking like a joink and I had to hug him.

by KingGeorgeVI'95 June 26, 2018

jew joint

A business owned by jews that caters to low income black customers. Jew Joints typically sell Zoot Suits, wing tipped shoes, gold chains, and other assorted pimp paraphernalia.

" Dat's right Lamont, I gotsta gets me an eggplant colored suit fo da prom dis weekend. I better gets my ass down to the jew joints!"

by poontang June 30, 2006

Joint Point

In the northeastern corner of Schenley High School, a smell of weed like no other provides comfort for the students as they go about their day. Due to the spectacularly strong aromas that always fill the boy and girl bathrooms surrounding that corner, it has recently been dubbed joint point, and is now the official title of that specific corner used by all students. Recently the bathrooms that this smell originates in, have had their doors chained open allowing the smell to be even stronger and more inviting.

Johny Biggs strolled past joint point and got a good whiff of pure comfort, ensuring today is going to be a good day for Johny Biggs.

by Sara Hannah April 13, 2008