Steve the jumping dinosaur

The best game in the world.

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by olive thyroid November 30, 2018

Ur mom jumping on wood

This means ur mom having sex on an erect penis. Very informal.

Henry- ur mum
Peter- ur mom jumping on wood
Henry- I’ll look that up in the urban dictionary

by IKEA is great October 19, 2021

Jesus bungee-jumping Christ

A phrase used when stunned by the stupidity of another person or persons.

"Jesus bungee-jumping Christ! So, you didn't think running your hand through the band saw would hurt?!

by RadioHead33 March 30, 2009

Jumping Jackoff

The act of masturbation during jumping jacks, usually performed by alternating hands each jump.

Guy 1: Why didn't you go to the gym yesterday? You're going to get fat.
Guy 2: No I'm not, I stayed at home and did jumping jackoffs. I was so tired afterward.

by Iforgot911 January 10, 2009

Jumping Hernandez

When your male or female sex partner jumps really high because you just shot a huge load into her thick tight pussy.

WOAH BITCH! YOU JUST PULLED A JUMPING HERNANDEZ!

by Captain Long Johnson July 11, 2009

Jumping Donkey

1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.

1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.

by xmilleniumx January 24, 2015

Bush Jumping

Trying to jump a bush.

BOBBY-no balls to jump that bush infront of the school
(jonny runs and jumps a bush, but falls into the next bush)
JonnyB- that hurt it gave me cuts all over my body
(female)Cop- did you just jump that bush
JonnyB- yes i did jump the bush
(female)Cop- You are coming with me for Bush Jumping

by buckredblackneck November 17, 2011