Jizzy with the tool

When you shoot a firearm of any kind spray-and-pray style and miss every shot. Often due to the fact that semen is usually shot out sloppily.

"You heard T was jizzy with the tool?"
"Yeah he wasted 2 clips man."

by TrilliASF September 24, 2022

Jizzie

Australian slang for a root beer float.

Dairy Queen Employee: What can I get you?
Aussie: Oi mate can I get a Jizzie?
DQ Employee: ...what?

by Chicken Wanker April 7, 2021

JIZZY GLIZZY

A no no dirty position that is only for the iron willed, where you lay down and ur female partner gets a toothpick and sticks it in the Métis and sits on it leading to a very painful experience that pays back in a very pleasing manner usually used in the back of a BJ’s family restroom (also called the Bhutanese dragon chimney if you are in Asia)

My girl gave me the best JIZZY GLIZZY in my life and now I have 18 african kids (I’m white)

by Wkdmsm February 23, 2024

jizzy twists

When your cum sprays in in a corkscrew motion. Usually from extensive masturbation.

Kyle was viscously jacking off and he made jizzy twists.

by WhiteLightning12 April 5, 2016

Jizzy Jen

A girl, generally a twin, who does not handle her alcohol very well. Jizzy Jens are easily recognizable because they introduce themselves by this title at parties.

Did you see that sloppy Jizzy Jen last night? You know, the one who wound up in the garbage can...

by creepa'! December 2, 2009

Jizzy Jet

Probably one of the only rap artists I can stand to listen to these days.used to only distribute music via e-mail to top fans but he's starting to become more accessible.

stan:yo you heard that new Jizzy Jet album, PKL
Kris:I can't man! I dont know anyone who gets the email, hook me up my nig!

by UltraBaller April 9, 2011

T jizzy

When you skeet so much your balls shrivel up into your stomach and you can no longer walk ( T jizzy )

All i did last night was T jizzy and then my mom walked in on me

by huckle berry February 19, 2025