jeremysantena

jeremysantena iz the bezt account ever you cant tell otherwise

jeremysantena iz awful!
shut up i'd marry him

by jeremysantena May 7, 2022

uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... September 6, 2016

Jolly Jeremy

He's the chad, better version of the Loomian Legacy YouTuber JamiyJamie. He actually HAS Hair which is a massive step-up and got recently hired by the devs to balance the game. Unfortunately his whereabouts are unknown as the last place he was seen was at the Battle Colosseum with a certain hooded individual..

Person 1: Hey did you know the new Balancer for the Game is Jolly Jeremy?
Person 2: Yeah!! Jolly Jeremy Rules!!!

by Hat Guy Official January 6, 2022

Jeremy Lin

Legend In New york

Taiwanese basketball player in the NBA games.

Dude 1: Hey, heard about Jeremy Lin?

Dude 2: Hell yeah, he kicks ass.

by TheEpicCheese April 19, 2012

Jeremy

A champion's champion. Natural born leader. Proud but not arrogant. Loud but not boastful. Intelligent but not demeaning to others. Considerate but not a kiss-ass. Can touch his nose with his tongue & fondle a girl's tonsils while kissing, but knows when to hold his tongue & not speak. Has the patients of a Saint, unless some asshole is tailgating him. Chiseled pecs reminiscent of a Greek Statue. Balls of steel & of course, a nice fat cock!!! Women long to be with him, desiring to feel his powerful hands so delicately & gently caressing their quivering, naked bodies...... most men feel this way too.................

Listen to how much better these famous lines sound when the name Jeremy is inserted:

"...Bond. Jeremy Bond."

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into Jeremy's."

"Would Jeremy be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

"Jeremy always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

by badass143 February 6, 2010

Ron Jeremy

God bless Ron Jeremy! You know if he wasn't a porn star, he couldn't get laid without paying for it! And the only reason he's a porn star is because he is blesse with a 10-inch schlong!

I walked in on your sister getting fucked doggystyle by Ron Jeremy!

by Nate June 13, 2003

Jeremy

Jeremy is undoubtedly the best person in the world. He is perfect. The moment you see him, you will never want to look away. You will be stunned by his utter gorgeousness. You'll be drawn in by his mysteriously sexy eyes. You'll quickly take notice of his amazing accent and the fact that he only has one dimple (and it's beyond adorable.) He's very tall, and he gives perfect hugs and kisses that will only leave you wanting more. Once you get to know him you will realize that he is the most understanding person that you will ever meet, loving, caring, authentic, talented, hilarious, wise, and an insanely intelligent perfectionist. The softness of his stunning, blushing cheeks and the roughness of his dark, wildly attractive stubble will blow your mind. If you knew what Jeremy was like, you'd always want to be by his side. If you had him in your presence, you'd be the luckiest person alive. He is loved by all who know him, especially his significant other, as the relationship between them is wonderful. They'll always be there for each other, and that is important to Jeremy.

Example 1) "See that guy over there? He's Jeremy! Isn't he so perfect?"

Example two) "Jeremy, I love you more than words can describe. I'm so lucky to call you mine."

by Jeremy'sHollDoll December 27, 2015