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Jarrod

The bestest boy.

He is the perfect person to marry.

He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.

He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.

If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.

Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome

Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles

Psss: he’s a pilot

Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
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jorrod

Jorrod is a a handsome, caring, athletic, and an amazing person overall. He overthinks over the smallest things but he always manages to overcome it. Once he gets really comfortable with a person it’s really hard to remove that person out of the picture. He’s a certified lover boy but pretends to be hard. He’s really loyal when it comes to friendships and relationships, he’s a person you can depend on with your life. Jorrod is the best person that could walk in your life.
Jorrod: the best
by Bri2cheese November 19, 2023
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jewrod

a typical white jew who getts no pussy
by sloppy joe your girl November 30, 2023
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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jerryd

A bitch that hides in bathrooms and is scared of everybody he wants to fight a nigga named Matthew Guzman they’re both bitches.
Jerryd is a bitch
by Jakella January 17, 2024
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jerror

When an individual named or nicknamed Jerry or Gerry commits an error at work or in life.
Jerry said the system wasn't working but after checking the system, the system was fine and Jerry committed a jerror.
by GrimReaper408 March 6, 2024
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Jarrod and Rachael

Cutest couple and always horny . Sex 4 times at least daily. Never a dull moment with them . Beam off each other.can achieve whatever they put their minds too together. Always helping each other to strive to their goals. Turn each other on instantly.
I chucked a jarrod and rachael yesterday... had sex four times in the day ...2 hrs each session so 28 times in a week .
by Jarrod and rachael June 30, 2024
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