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Jean licker 

An insult you retort to someone to make them walk away frustrated and confused.
It renders their insult null and void since they think that either your crazy, or they're crazy.
Them: Fuck you asshole
You: You're such a jean licker
Them: You....., what?, what the...
Jean licker by Ashwin Brownframes January 22, 2009
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Jean Charest 

Canadian/Quebec politician best known as long-time Liberal Party Premier of the Canadian province of Quebec. Was also a Mulroney lacky for many years in Ottawa and then leader of the ailing Progressive Conservative Party of Canada. On-and-off best bud of Stephen Harper.
-Have you heard how unpopular Jean Charest is in the most recent CROP poll?
-No.
-He is currently polling in the negatives.
Bahamadia with a potty mouth and a new-millenium haircut. tight; she's one hot bitch.

...cuz rap fans are finicky
your approach is gimmicky
so yo turnz over fast like a
young man's virginity...
me and Jean Grae rode the blue line last night and she kissed my discman.
Jean Grae by CapnCrouton May 6, 2004

jean fuck 

1)humping while still wearing clothes, commonly performed by teenagers in basements, attics, and gamerooms.
2)common practice of the haw-hurl connection after a nite in the so ill
"The haw hurl connection offers no discretion....always out dry humpin, jean fuckin on sumtin."
jean fuck by killer kadoogan September 23, 2005

jean penis

Jean penis often plagues girls' with ill-fitting jeans. This condition is characterized by a large bulge in a typical penis area. This is most noticeable when sitting.
"Staci,I have mad jean penis!"
"yo check out that girl in the mom jeans, she has a bad case of jean penis"
jean penis by HSMF's April 2, 2008

jean valjean

to treat items average Americans take for granted like someone who's been persecuted in the old time French prison system
"Keith jean valjean'd my breakfast this morning...like he hadn't eaten in 10 years."

jean valjean by Hula February 3, 2008