janathan

A really great friend who can always ve there. Sure he's shy at first, but as you get to know him, he's really nice. He's popular, but will still talk to people who don't have many friends. Anyways he's a really good guy to be around and I think everybody needs a Janathan in their lives.

Do you see him over there?

Yeah, that's Janathan

Are you guys friends?
Obviously😂

by Jsocool9204 November 22, 2017

Jonathan

Jonathan is a real nigga dat don't play games when it come 2 his girl if u fucc her he will SH00T YO A$$ UP N0 CAP He Is thirsty as a MF and will always go 4 dat a$$ , is funny, great kisser, ain't n0 virgin ,THE G.O.A. T at 2k a sneaker head, hypebeast owns alot of money will flex his money when he has the chance and gets heart broken easily 💔 Ain't n0 snitch, doesn't get everything he deserves, The plug, Runs away from the opps if a othe nigga snitches or get in trouble. 👮🏻 Plus do N0T FUCC HIS GURL or dis nigga will shoot yo a$$ up, gets all the hoes and th0ts ,will always get in trouble and rule breaker AND MOST IMPORTANTLY his dick is ENORMOUS.

Person 1: damn is dat Jonathan
Person 2: O shit damn dat is , run nigga run
Jonathan: nigga bring y0 a$$ 0ver here I got the strap don't play wit me nigga b 4 I shoot y0 a$$
Person 2: (runs away )
Jonathan: he aigth bet nigga (shoots his a$$)
Person 1: O SHIT

by The_plug25fucc12 November 23, 2019

Jonathan

Jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. In simple terms... you shall bow down to him willingly.

Jonathan is the greatest.

by Jonathan The Greatest November 10, 2008

Jonathan Rhys Meyers

An very talented actor from Ireland, this talent is most evident in Velevet Goldmine. He is a big ride

jonathan rhys meyers is a big ride, I would like to have his babies.

by ThatGal January 9, 2008

Jonathan

A sexy Beast!! Blue eyed, and buff. Tends to be attracted to slightly older women. Likes; walks on the beach, and blondes.

That sexy beast Jonathan walked with his pretty blonde girlfriend Chloe.

by atotallyrandomeperson December 8, 2010

Johnathan

Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.

girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!

by canada7777777777 February 6, 2010

Jonathan Grover

A man of good taste and even better looks. Usually he is musically gifted, and may speak two or more languages. As a modest soul, he tends not to boast about his achievements or attributes. He is a gentleman, respectful to women and kind almost to a fault.

A Jonathan Grover also has a bit of a wild side. This sort of man would look and act just as comfortable in the middle of a bar brawl as he would in a concert hall. Sexually, he is beyond superb. He is primal and forward enough to make is desires known, but kind and considerate enough to make sure his ladies have several times as many orgasms as he does.

Who was that guy who left the party with those two hot girls? Must've been a Jonathan Grover!

-My guy is better than yours!
-Oh really? Cause mine's a Jonathan Grover.
-.....Damn!

by SupineLupine November 5, 2009