James

A depressed asshole who hates life never wants to accept responsibility, has a big dick but never gets the chance to use it unless he is jacking off which happens frequently, has a good sense of humor and loves to joke around, hard for him to get a girlfriend but when he does loves her with all his heart.
Man look at him with his head down looking depressed he Is such a James
by Anonymous Bastard October 13, 2017
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James is a name for someone who likes to beat women, preferably a girl who cheated on him 8 times.

This is also a name for someone who catches a 10 day "sexual assault" suspension.
It can also describe a fatass guy with patches in his facial hair
Can also describe a person who likes to ruin his friend's life that ends up with him having no friends.
"Dude I just got suspended for beating my cheating girlfriend." Someone else says, "Wow you're such a JAMES."
by WaterJugDoug January 24, 2019
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He’s a dick who will leave you as soon as he meets somebody hotter don’t date him!!!
Gary: James is such a dick!
Xavier: I know he totally broke my sisters heart!
by The lonely friend November 25, 2018
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A chipmunk who gets anally penetrated by his family and then proceeds to finger little children in the arse

Hey it’s that James
Fuck no don’t let him in a 20 mile radius of your kids he fucks them
Hey is that James

No he anally fucks your 3yr or below
by Iain chen January 17, 2019
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James is the cringiest person you will ever meet. His jokes make no sense. He over uses memes so that the meme isn't funny to you anymore. Don't ever make an inside joke with a James. If you do he will over use that inside joke. He will say it repeatedly when it is neither relevant nor funny. You don't want to make friends with a James. He will annoy you until he dies.
MOTHERFUCKING JAMES WONT STOP IT WITH THE MEMES! JAMES JUST GO AND DIE!
by not_the_real_def May 21, 2018
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James is literally so cool and such a god like legit hes a god

Why?
Cause

E
Jack:Yo James

James: I am literally a god
by Hitler was correct in 1943 March 01, 2021
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A cool friend. But if he's American, he's definitely a lazy fat shit. Still a cool friend though.
"He's morbidly obese, but looks chill. Probably a James."
by Brudenoodle December 09, 2018
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