Jessica

A backstabbing hoe that will insult everyone around her. She will beat someone down until they have nothing left inside them and when you tell her how you feel she’ll apologize. she only cares when she hurts you. don’t trust a jessica
girl: Hi jessica!
Jessica: ew get away you hoe!
girl: *spills her feelings*
Jessica omg i’m so sorry!
by the.truthful.hoe November 11, 2019
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A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.
"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"
by Just Rusty February 26, 2019
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A dumb ass bitch who always wants to hit your juul. She’ll give you herpes. She’ll drain your pod in an instant. Never let her near your juul.
Jessica: Hey lemme hit your juul.

Everyone: No Jessica get your herpes ass outta here.
by getthefuckback March 19, 2019
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Welp, she's being a real jessica right now... she should be more like noah.
by Yellow1234 September 24, 2022
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Jessica a really cute girl. Usually she's dating a guy that is under her league. She's really nice Supportive and really good at drawing
Brad: Yo Jack heard you have a really cute girlfriend what's she like

Jack: Yeah she's a complete Jessica and I love her for it
by Jacko..........…......…. October 27, 2019
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Jessica is the girl of your dreams. Know those dreams that you can't tell the difference from reality? This girl is the definition of those dreams. There are days that you wake up and can't tell if shes real or not. this girl is everything you need! remember when noe made an arc with two of each animal to save the world? this girl is my arc. protect your jessica with everything.
"Yo dude, last night i met a Jessica!"
"GODDAMN! How lucky! Protect her with everything you got..."
by MIlhas_! November 30, 2020
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A girl who is crazy and weird but also the best person to be around. She can intimidate u one minute and start being your best friend in another. She’s cute, funny, smart, and nice if you don’t annoy her
Person 1- Jessica is Someone who is funny and mean all at the same time

Person 2- We know
by Helloworld112 March 29, 2018
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