A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.
by Just Rusty February 26, 2019
Get the Jessicamug. by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.
Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.
by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021
Get the Jessicamug. Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.
by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. Get the Jessicamug. A beacon of negativity.
by Yellow1234 September 23, 2022
Get the Jessicamug. by anonymous May 14, 2023
Get the Jessicamug.