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Jessica

A mystical slut creature. If you treat her right she will give offering's from her sweet nectar temple. But you must tread carefully as to not drown in the deep wet river that divides it.
"Hey Jessica! Your a slut!"

Jessica: " Yes I am. I'm your SLUT"
by Just Rusty February 26, 2019
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Jessica

A girl who lights lots of stuff on fire. She's hot and beautiful but when you get on her nerves, you better watch out. She's a firecracker. Sweet, and smiley until you push her buttons. She is very intelligent, and often very horny. If you want her, tell her. She'll eat you up. Literally.
Jessica smiled sweetly at the girl across the room and pulled the trigger.
by KittyKatty905 May 15, 2022
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Jessica

Jessica is a fucking wood bender and can kill you with a fucking 2x4
Oh shit here comes Jessica, SHE GOT A 2x4!!!
by Timmy6969420 December 1, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica a really cute girl. Usually she's dating a guy that is under her league. She's really nice Supportive and really good at drawing
Brad: Yo Jack heard you have a really cute girlfriend what's she like

Jack: Yeah she's a complete Jessica and I love her for it
by Jacko..........…......…. October 27, 2019
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Jessica

she is into sports and is very nice but can be a bitch she is in love with rowandy
Jessica is so hot
by Queen# November 20, 2018
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Jessica

A pretty girl with a butt that’s almost as big are her personality. This is a woman that most guys can’t handle. They see her face and then her perfect teeth and don’t know how to handle it.
Guy 1: Damn, you see Jessica today?

Guy 2: Oh, you mean Jess Peach?
Guy 1: what’s with the Peach?
Guy 2: The booty man! Rumor is once you get a taste you be feelin fuzzy all over.
by CollegeBoy1 October 15, 2021
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Jessica

Pretty great at listening. Hard to have a bad time. Always fun to hang out with. Great driver even when texting. Incabable of storing any type of body heat. Pronounces pastel weird. Obessed with dinosaurs and comfy hoodies. Plays mostly support. Probably never gonna get out of archon; plays like an immortal. Eats like there's a famine. Mostly survives from multiple servings of take out. Goes great with sour cream, butter, and green onions. "I am an OK person," said by Jessica. Overall, would do it again.
Jessica, where are you going?
Did you use your clarity, Jessica?
by absenceofcolor February 7, 2023
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