Mandarin finger jabbing

The mandarin finger jabbing is a science between jabbing your finger up a woman's pussy and squinting your eyes right up on the woman's tities. To perform this act you must be very brave and flexible.

When Tyron came out of the bedroom with his eyes closed, we all knew that he was performing the legendary Mandarin Finger jabbing.

by Hotdogeater4222 December 7, 2016

half-hearted jab

non commited fingering of the anus.

"i was going down on my girlfriend while giving her a half-hearted jab, bit like poking a dead cat"

by cumguzzlingchutneyferet May 19, 2009

terrorist fist jab

A hand gesture which has many meanings; "I'm proud of you", "We did it!", "Hahaa! Americans will DIE!".

Performed by two persons, usually gently hitting their fists together.

Barack Obama and his wife used the terrorist fist jab during one of their appearances.

by Mike "Al Akba" Niem June 15, 2008

terrorist fist jab

A secret hand gesture used by half black muslim terrorists to communicate "praise Allah".

Barack HUSSEIN Obama gave his wife a terrorist fist jab.

by Luke374 June 9, 2008

Throat-Kick-Jab

An attack consisting of kicking someone in the throat, while simultaneously jabbing them, again in the throat. It is an extremely difficult attack to master, especially if your opponent has a short neck. It can also be dodged by walking sideways. Like a crab. Very effective against giraffes.

I was fighting with Jim, and i tried to throat-kick-jab him, but he sideways crab walked and i missed

by Seythi June 15, 2012

Himalayan Cock Jab

When a Himalayan man goes for a prison shank but ends up stabbing him with his dick.

That was one hell of a Himalayan Cock Jab! eh
Yeah essay!

by 2Spooky4You! November 23, 2015

Covid jab fag

That kind of homosseuxal individual who thinks taking a Covid jab is and sexual experience.

Look at John. He made a song about being vaccinated for Covid-19. Also, after taking the jab, he made a tattoo about it. What a Covid jab fag hi is.

by Booty_hunter May 30, 2021