intaxication

the state of euphoria when you see the amount of your income tax refund, before you remember it was your money all along

I was in a state of intaxication when my refund check arrived in the mail

by LthrAusse January 22, 2009

INTARWEBNET

Slang for internet/web. Mostly heard on message forums.

I bought this shirt on the INTARWEBNET.

by ChrisD204 May 16, 2005

Intekhab

A Brazilian small monkey.
this little creature is very rare. Only few individuals are left on the planet.

Oh look, It's a Intekhab

by Sahriar June 28, 2018

intactivist

A person who claims to care about male infants' right to their bodily autonomy (Keeping their foreskin) but spends more time bullying and harrasing men who were circumcised as infants than pushing against institutions that circumcise infant boys.

Mainly right wing, and ironically, right wing policies are the reason why America circumcises most of its youth.

Alex: I'm an intactivist. I hate circumcision because it's something we force in infant boys

Jordan: Me too. I was circumcised the moment I was born and I never got to-

Alex: Ewww wtf you beta male ass soy boy, kill yourself.

Tyrone: Chill dude, I chose to get circumcised as an adult because that's what I wanted for my body-

Alex: I am surrounded by betas! Holy shit what has the world come to!

by SmeeveJeeve June 5, 2022

Intarsia Pizza

A delicious compialation of random ingredients to make the perfect pizza. Casesave shown to be too good, and some have died from inhaling such a perfection.
Ingredients:
Garlic(minced and chopped)
Bacon
Cheese (Cheddar and feta)
Pepperoni
Linguisa
Twizzlers in the shape of the phrase 'HI'
Pineapple

*FOR BEST RESULTS, BAKE AT 450 DEGREES. WHEN YOU THINK IT IS DONE, WAIT AN ADDITIONAL 7 MINUTES FOR PERFECTION.

Any questions, concerns, or off the wall remakrs about intarsia pizza, please contact either:
[e-mail]
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by Robert and Joel October 4, 2008

Intardation

When a person pretends to be mentally or physically retarded or handicapped to avoid having to do something.

Teacher: Johnny will you please clean the white-board for me?
Johnny: Uhh yus teecher.
Johnny then pulls out a banana and eats it with the peel on.
Teacher: Johnny I know your not retarded, that's just what I call intardation.

by Your ugly next door neighbour April 9, 2010

intarweebs

Noun:

( often lowercase ) the Internet: used jocularly when pretending to be or referring to an inexperienced Internet user, or when expressing a disdain for certain Internet social groups:

"Hey Bill, I just got on the intarweebs with my Winders 7 and my Linkskees roooter!"

by Datamus August 30, 2011