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Sighness infection

A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.

May also be called "sighnessitis."
Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.
by PBMax February 24, 2008
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Immaculate Infection

Contracting HIV/AIDS, herpes or any other STD while celibate.
Vagenda was shocked to hear from the nurse at the free clinic that she done got herself da clap again, even though she ain't been giving it up for no one, no how, for quite some time. Unfortunately, no one bought her Immaculate Infection explanation, not even her minister.
by Asphyxia 8 Mile April 26, 2009
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immaculate infection

immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet seat, 'cause I never did the nasty before. She has an immaculate infection. And behold, Gabriel came down, and said fear not, I bring you tidings of a great burning, and you shall be a curse onto all men that sleep with you henceforth. And they shall call you dirty.
by St. Mary December 31, 2005
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Yeet Infection

A yeast infection so bad you want to throw out the whole vagina.
"Quit wearing spandex underpants, you'll get a yeet infection."
by hurricane_latrina December 26, 2019
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California Ear Infection

After having anal sex a man sticks his penis into the ear of his partner and ejaculates. Many times causing an ear infection due to the bacteria present on his penis from anal sex.
That ho got a California Ear Infection after her man plowed her poop chute.
by CA Ear Infection January 20, 2013
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Infections

There are various cheats that will "infect" your system for a time as long as you don't go back to the dashboard or shut off the system. They can do things like aim-bots or super speed running. These are activated when you are killed by someone else who is already infected. Some can be fun, but like all cheats, some make the game unbearable and almost impossible to play like all shots are head-shots or Invincibility. These "infections" are most prominent in all the CoD's but have become less popular due to Activision actually doing something about it.
Gamer No. 1:(Playing CoDMW2) Dude I just got infected, now I got SuperSpeed!

Gamer No. 2: Man FUCK Infections. I keep getting SpawnTrapped GodDamnit!!1
by Snave Eel June 5, 2011
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Inflatophobia

The fear of inflation like inflatable love dolls, Thanksgiving parade balloons, and blow up latex suits.
I discover that my girlfriend got inflatophobia after I was going to buy a balloon for her when she heard the sound of helium, she was so scared she grab my arm tight, screaming and crying "My body's blowing up! Please don't let go of me!!".
by Lucas_JWF February 4, 2009
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